Top 10 Weapons of Mass Destruction
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1. At the end of the day you can have
your nuclear war head, your fleet of f16's
waiting to pound the shit out of the opposisition
but theres one man who cant be beaten,
and if he aint on your side then resistance
is futile, who else could we be talking
about other than the one and only John
Rambo. Rambo as he is known to by his
friends, or well was known to until all
his freinds died in nam is the ultimate
fighting machine, the one man army. Summed
up by his commanding officier by the classic
line " HELL IS RAMBO'S HOME"
Rambo's CV is spectacular, he single handedly
defeated the LAPD in one afternoon in
the park when he first goes awol in Rambo
First Blood (rambo justified the incident
by telling us that "they drew the
first blood" he is then shipped of
to the jungles of asia to defeat various
rebel froces and liberate prisoners of
war and climaxes by deafting the entire
rusian army while on vacation in afganistan.
Its rambo's stunning resume and love of
war that puts him into the number one
slot and keeps him there. Death from above
baby Death from above.
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2.Nuclear bombs involve the forces,
strong and weak, that hold the nucleus
of an atom together, especially atoms
with unstable nuclei (see How Nuclear
Radiation Works for details). There are
two basic ways that nuclear energy can
be released from an atom:
* Nuclear fission - You can split the
nucleus of an atom into two smaller fragments
with a neutron. This method usually involves
isotopes of uranium (uranium-235, uranium-233)
or plutonium-239.
* Nuclear fusion -You can bring two smaller
atoms, usually hydrogen or hydrogen isotopes
(deuterium, tritium), together to form
a larger one (helium or helium isotopes);
this is how the sun produces energy.
In either process, fission or fusion,
large amounts of heat energy and radiation
are given off.
Therefor by applying the physics above
to a bomb and then doping 50'000 tonnnes
of the fuckers down there chimneys on
christmas eve your guaranteed not to be
getting any thankyou notes infact its
safe to say you probably wont be seeing
christmas day because every other cunt
will be sending presents of there own
and it will result in the end of the world.
Scary eh! no more snowboarding.
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3.You would be one happy mother fucker
if you opened this barstard on christmas
morning. The MP5 Heckler and Cock sub
machine gun is a real gem. Choice weapon
of the SAS and also favoured by the likes
of Steven Segal in Under Seige, and Neo
on his Rescue Mission for Morpheus in
the Matrix, this little puppy packs one
serious fucking punch.
Like all things made by the Bosch this
bad boy is a manufacturing masterpeice,
the Audi Quattro of firepower! Made from
high tensile stainless steel or porcelin
for smuggling through customs, the MP5
weighs in as the coniseurs choice of lightweight
heavy firepower. The elements of HK excellence;
reliability, ease of handling, simple
maintenance, and safety are highlighted
on the MP5. Firing from the closed-bolt
position during all modes of fire makes
MP5 Submachine Guns extremely accurate
and controllable. The MP5 fires and astonishing
800 rounds per minute, so it's no wonder
why the he who dares boys keep this little
fucker in the glove box, and i aint talking
about the trotters!
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4.The Desert eagle, described by Samuel
L Jackson as the Hand Cannon, lives up
to every inch of its reputation taking
the most powerful caliber of hand gun
the .44 magnum and harbouring this stopping
power into an automatic hand pistol. Bitching!
This fucker looks more like an accessory
on robo cop than a pistol and it even
comes in gold for all you bling bling
ganstar types.
To check her out in all her glory take
a look at Menace to Society when they
wax the punks who smoked Kaines cousin
in the car Jacking scene.
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5.The A10 Tank buster nicknamed the
Wart Hog for its obviuos beauty is a must
have for all avid tank haters, this bad
boy will fly at the speed of sound 10
feet above the groun (making it immune
to must radar) and with its uranium tipped
gattling gun vapourise literally any anything
in its path. When this peice was first
invented the put one round from its massive
gattling gun through 12 armoured personal
carriers...mean. Not only is the A10 a
blatent flying fortress but it will also
take it it gives by this i mean you can
shoot the fuck out of it and it'll just
keep on trucking, its fully designed to
take hits from AA and small arms fire
up to the point where the pilot is actually
cased in a titanium box as he's about
the only thing on this beast that can't
take a 33mm shell to the face! |
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6.Think apocalype now think Air Mobile
101st air cavalry's weopon of choice the
Huey UH-1. Okay so it may be no Apache
Gunship but thats the thing..... the huey
is the Escort XR31 of the helicopter one
minute its a runaround for your mum or
in huey's case the red cross or something,
but bolt a couple of rocket launchers,
gatling guns an M60 belt driven machine
powered gun onto the side of it then fill
it with 8 mates giving supporting fire
from a whole range of small arms as well
as grenades and hand held mortors and
you have a full blown contender! For good
measure bolt some speakers to the side
and paint death from above on the bottom
to scare the shit out of the opposition.
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7.The rebel's choice, from the Talaban
to the lowly Chechen rebel, the AK 47
never fails as the budget choice weapon
for superior build and killing power at
a price any terrorist can afford. Endorsed
by the A-Team, Bin Laden, and the russian
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8, 9, 10. Ok we give up. There's a lot of weapons
out there. If you know of any worthy of a place
in our top ten, send us a message through the
comment/reply section!
Editorial : Alex de la Haye
Step-On Magazine
    
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