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Top 10 Rock & Roll Deaths
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The man who had it all, fairly average but over rated thrash metal band, stinking blonde slag of the wife and a heroin and crack addiction to suit! Some people believe it may have even been his blonde slag of a wife who drugged him to death, not sure about that but a definite possibility!
Either way it was all worth it as his memory now lives on through many a middle class 12 year old grebo with pink hair and a skateboard. Rock on dude. Life is for losers.

In true manc style rob collins and the band got twatted at a session in the studio and then decided to go for a cruise in the motor, unfortunately the week later the band we're auditioning for a new ivory tinkerer due to the fact rob had become an integral part of his BMW's dash.
Rob liked to drink quiet excessively and was always up to something and in some sort of trouble, once he was caught stealing lead from a church roof. He was also done for Drunk and Disorderly. But when he was arrested on December 3rd 1993 for being the get away driver for an armed robbery in a Staffordshire supermarket, even he felt that he had gone to far. He was given 8 Months. It's fair to say Rob wanted and indeed did live the classic Rock n' Roll life.

Probably undisputedly one of the finest musicians ever to set foot on earth. Afro donning, guitar burning, and walking pharmacy Jimi James Hendrix rocked the fuck out of the world before rocking out himself an unfortunate incident involving a lot of skag, some vomit, and a bath tub.
Not a surprising death from a man who cut his forehead with razor blades and placed acid tabs on it before securing it with a bandana and going onto stage.The legend will live on forever!

Not so well known for his off the stage antics, Marvin Gaye's excessive rock and roll behavior was so bad his preacher father decided enough was enough and so laced him with the family rifle and ended the life of one of the worlds finest soul artists.

Lynard Skyard are the original ACDC styles rock legends always hot on the playlist at planet rock with classics such as sweet home Alabama and the legendary Freebird fully extended version ofcourse which has been heralded one of the finest and longest guitar solo's of our time and not to mention a beauties for getting most airtime on the pub juke box along with born slippy full version. Despite being free as a bird the bands ability to "fly high like a bird" proved inefficient as they all perished in a tragic plane crash.

Janis Joplin first real female rock and roll star took America buy storm during the late sixties but took a certain perchance for its finest export known as Southern Comfort which swiftly lead her to the grave..

The original rock and roll star morrison took it to the edge and subsequently fell over the edge. But not before racking up some serious silver work in the rock and roll hall of fame. As lead singer for the doors he managed to be the first person ever to be arrested on stage and was in the process of getting slammed for indecent exposure at a gig while in Paris when his ticker seized to tock aged 27. Sex drugs and rock and roll, even shines from nico(velvet underground) in the lift of the hotel en route to his wife boudoir

John Lennon lead singer of the beatles and the most famous scouser on the planet as he had no convictions far car related theft! Lennon's stride for global peace through music lead him through a very turbulent life where he fronted probably the best band ever and in true rock and roll suit caned off more drugs than glaxo manufacture in a decade, before tradjically being shot by a crazed sniper in new York outside his own doorstep. Ironic end for someone who truly believed in the goodwill of the human race.

Elvis, to many seen as some fat quiffed queer in a jumpsuit actually rocked the world hard before he sold out to the hamburger which eventually caused his death(allegedly as he has been spotted in darkest Pecham recently). If thats not a sign to steer clear of the burger I don't know what is...first your music turns to shit then you get fat and die so be warned!

Okay they're not dead yet but hopefully some one will pop a cap in theses faggots arse's before they get a chance to release anymore musical dogshit. Infact I don't care how they die as long as it's painful and involves an angle grinder!

Editorial : Alex de la Haye

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